Santa’s Girls…Ho Ho Ho

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both   male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known...ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

And while we’re on the subject…

Three Wise Women would have…

Asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, brought practical gifts, and there would be peace on earth!

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The Twelve Days of Christmas

People often think of the Twelve Days of Christmas as the days preceding festival. Actually, Christmas is a season of the Christina Year that begins December 25^th and lasts until January 6^th – the Day of Epiphany – when the church celebrates the revelation of Christ as the light of the world and recalls the journey of the Magi. From 1558 until 1829 people in England were not allowed to practice their faith openly. During the era someone wrote ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’ as a kind of secret catechism that could be sung I public without risk of persecution.

The song has two levels of interpretation: “the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning know only to members of the church.” Each element in the carol is a code word for a religious reality.

1. The partridge in a pear tree is Jesus Christ.
2. The two turtle doves are the Old and New Testaments.
3. Three French hens stand for faith, hope, and love.
4. The four calling birds are the four Gospels.
5. The five gold rings recall the Torah (law) the first five books of the Old Testament.
6. The six geese a-laying stand for the six days of creation.
7. Seven swans a-swimming represent the sevenfold gifts of the Spirit.
8. The eight maids a-milking are the eight beatitudes.
9. Nine ladies dancing are the nine fruits of the spirit (Gal. 5).
10. The ten lords a-leaping are the Ten Commandments.
11. Eleven pipers piping stand for the eleven faithful disciples.
12. Twelve drummers drumming symbolize the 12 points of belief in the Apostles Creed.

There you have it, the HIDDEN meaning of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” and the secret behind the song. *Originally sung as “four colly birds.” Many modern interpretations use the phrase “four calling birds.”

For a more in depth overview please visit: http://www.crivoice.org/cy12days.html

Christmas in July

July is just around the corner, so you may want to check out a few sites to find out exactly what that means. I’ve included a few here:
Christmas in July - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Christmas in July is a fun event that is celebrated with holiday cheer and great enthusiasm in parts of Europe and Australia.

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April Fools

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!'

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!'

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!'

The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that that holiday be, your Honor?'

The judge responded, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!!

This is not intended to offend anyone or mock one’s belief’s. But it is April and it is a joke.